Tripes Farm
Orpington, Kent · Farm Park
The bit you came for
Our verdict
Kids
6.6/10
Age Fit 6 · Fun Factor 6
Parents
7.4/10
Value 8 · Sanity Preservation 7
A decent boot fair, not a day out destination, but good value if your kids like hunting for bargains.
The long read worth saving for nap time
What’s it actually like?
Tripes Farm comes across from the reviews as a properly organised boot fair in Kent, held on Sundays every fortnight from late March to October. It has plenty of onsite parking, free entry, and a fairly straightforward setup for sellers and buyers alike. This is much more market morning than animal attraction, so if you were expecting a classic farm park, that is not what the reviews describe. What it seems to do well is the practical stuff parents care about: easy parking, decent management, hot food, ice cream vans, and even pets being welcome. Several reviewers call it a good family morning out, and the free entry makes it an easy one to try without feeling mugged by the gate. There is also a sense that it can be good for bargain-hunting, especially if you get there early. The downsides are pretty clear too. The toilets are described as good but limited, with one reviewer saying there are only two and more would help. Bargains are not guaranteed, and some sellers apparently ask eye-watering prices for small toys, which is very much part of the boot fair experience. In other words: useful, decent, and well run, but not especially exciting unless your children enjoy the thrill of rummaging through other people’s old stuff.
Two-minute orientation
Quick read
This is a well-run boot fair rather than a full-on farm park, so set expectations accordingly. It sounds handy for a family morning out: free entry, parking, toilets, food vans and plenty of sellers. Best for older children who enjoy rummaging; toddlers will probably be less impressed.
Best for ages
Strong score for mixed-age siblings
The boring brilliant stuff
Need to know
Indoor vs outdoor split
Mostly outdoor
Parking detail
Full parking wording is landing soon — meanwhile check Maps plus the venue’s own FAQs.
Dog-friendly?
Yes
Dogs welcome — confirm if rules apply (on lead, designated areas).
Pram-friendly?
Mostly fine
Usually OK on main paths. Check for accessible routes if you need them.
Baby change?
Probably not
Probably not on-site. Bring a changing mat for the boot.
Food on-site & BYO
Yes: Food available on-site — cafe or kiosk.
Locate it
Orpington, Kent
THINGS PARENTS ASK
Common questions
Is Tripes Farm actually a farm park?
Based on these reviews, it sounds like a boot fair rather than a traditional farm park.
Is it free to get in?
Yes, reviews mention free entry.
Is there food on site?
Yes — reviews mention a food wagon, hot food and ice cream vans.
Is it good for families with children?
Yes, if your family enjoys a morning of browsing and bargain-hunting; it sounds less suited to very young children.
WHAT PEOPLE SAY
Real review quotes
"Free entry which is very good."
"perfect morning out for the family looking for some bargains"
"well organised as a seller"