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Junkyard Golf Club | Crazy Golf Shoreditch

UK, Central London · Soft Play

📍 UK, Central London💷 Prices not clear from reviews, but this is a paid mini-golf and drinks venue rather than…⏱ Duration varies — check timings🌄 Mostly indoor

The bit you came for

Our verdict

Kids

7.4/10

Novelty 8 · Fun Factor 8

Parents

6.8/10

Value 6 · Seating 5

Good fun for older kids and teens, but it’s more drinks-led Shoreditch entertainment than a proper family winner.

The long read worth saving for nap time

What’s it actually like?

Junkyard Golf Club in Shoreditch is an indoor crazy golf spot with themed courses, music and a strong drinks angle. The reviews mention the Dirk, Pablo and Gary courses, plus a rave room, so this is very much a social, play-and-pour kind of place rather than a quiet family outing. What it does well is keep the mood up: people loved the fun course design, the photo opportunities, the friendly staff and the fact it works well for groups. Several reviewers said they stayed for drinks as well as golf, and the place seems to deliver on the promise of a slightly chaotic night out that still feels organised enough to be enjoyable. What to know is that this is not aimed at little ones, and the reviews don’t suggest it’s a bargain. It also sounds better when it’s not rammed, with one reviewer saying they were lucky to avoid booking in advance and another noting it wasn’t too busy. For families, it’s best suited to older kids and teens who can actually enjoy the game and the atmosphere.

Two-minute orientation

Quick read

Indoor crazy golf with themed courses, music and cocktails. Best for older children, tweens and teens who want something different. Fun, but not especially cheap, calm or toddler-friendly.

Best for ages

Strong score for mixed-age siblings

1/10
Ages0–2
3/10
Ages3–4
5/10
Ages5–7
7/10
Ages8–11
9/10
Ages12+

The boring brilliant stuff

Need to know

Indoor vs outdoor split

Mostly indoor

Parking detail

Full parking wording is landing soon — meanwhile check Maps plus the venue’s own FAQs.

Dog-friendly?

Probably not

Most indoor venues don't allow dogs. Worth confirming if you'd need to bring one.

Pram-friendly?

Likely yes

Indoor venues like this are typically pram-friendly.

Baby change?

Likely yes

Venues this size usually have baby change facilities.

Food on-site & BYO

Yes: Food available on-site — cafe or kiosk.

Locate it

UK, Central London

THINGS PARENTS ASK

Common questions

Is it good for younger children?

Not really. Based on the reviews, it’s much better for older children, tweens and teens than toddlers or preschoolers.

Do you need to book?

Possibly, yes. One review said they were lucky not to need a booking, but also recommended arriving early.

Is it busy?

It varies. Reviewers said it was not very busy on some visits, which made it easier to relax and play.

Is there food or drink on site?

Drinks definitely yes, including cocktails, beers and shooters; food is unknown from the reviews.

WHAT PEOPLE SAY

Real review quotes

"The course was fun, too."
"The staff members were really friendly"
"a rave room a big hit with whole group"