Heaven Farm

Heaven Farm sounds more like a family farm attraction with camping than a straightforward playground, and the reviews back that up. Expect a big outdoor site with pitches, a nature trail, animals, a maize maze, crazy golf, a play barn and inflatable fun, plus food and ice cream on site. The best bits are the things children will actually remember: wallabies, chickens wandering about, the bluebell walk, and enough variety to keep mixed-age families occupied. Several reviewers loved the setting, the clean newer toilet block, easy parking and the general feeling that there’s a lot going on if you’re there for a proper day out or a camping break. The catch is cost and consistency. Many activities are extra and not cheap, food service can be slow, and the facilities are described as basic in places, with some maintenance niggles and a serious safety complaint in one review. It may suit families who want a farmy, outdoorsy day and don’t mind paying for each activity, but it’s not the place for a cheap, low-effort outing.