Elderflower Fields
Uckfield, Kent · Soft Play
The bit you came for
Our verdict
Kids
8.8/10
Novelty 9 · Variety 9
Parents
7.1/10
Sanity Preservation 8 · Value 7
Brilliant family festival, if you can cope with hills, toilets and the inevitable leaving meltdown.
The long read worth saving for nap time
What’s it actually like?
Elderflower Fields sounds less like a soft play and more like a proper family festival with a bit of everything: workshops, stalls, live acts, camping and plenty to keep children busy. Reviewers mention the science tent, den-building in the woods, dressing up, dancing and even hot tubs among the trees, so this is clearly aiming well beyond the usual bouncy-castle-and-chips formula. For families, the big win is variety. It seems to work well for mixed ages, with little ones, bigger kids and grandparents all finding something to do. The atmosphere is repeatedly described as friendly and safe, and the food gets a decent nod too, with one review calling it varied and reasonably priced. The niggles are very practical ones: a long bumpy hill down to the campsite, so a sturdy trolley is more than a nice idea, and the toilets were described as disgusting by one reviewer. So: excellent if you’re after a lively, outdoorsy weekend, but not the place for anyone hoping for immaculate facilities and an easy schlep from car to tent.
Two-minute orientation
Quick read
A family festival with loads to do: stalls, workshops, science tent, den-building and live acts. Kids of different ages seem well catered for, and the setting feels genuinely family-friendly. Bring a decent trolley for camping, and don’t expect pristine loos.
Best for ages
Strong score for mixed-age siblings
The boring brilliant stuff
Need to know
Indoor vs outdoor split
Indoor / outdoor mix
Parking detail
Full parking wording is landing soon — meanwhile check Maps plus the venue’s own FAQs.
Dog-friendly?
Probably not
Most indoor venues don't allow dogs. Worth confirming if you'd need to bring one.
Pram-friendly?
Likely yes
Indoor venues like this are typically pram-friendly.
Baby change?
Likely yes
Venues this size usually have baby change facilities.
Food on-site & BYO
Yes: Food available on-site — cafe or kiosk.
Locate it
Uckfield, Kent
THINGS PARENTS ASK
Common questions
Is it good for different ages?
Yes — reviewers say both little kids and bigger kids enjoy it, and grandparents had a good weekend too.
What do children actually do there?
Stalls, workshops, a science tent, den-building in the woods, live acts and general festival wandering.
Is the food any good?
Yes, based on reviews it’s varied and reasonably priced, with plenty of food stalls.
Anything parents should watch out for?
The campsite access sounds awkward: a long, bumpy hill, and one reviewer was very unhappy with the toilets.
WHAT PEOPLE SAY
Real review quotes
"So many stalls and workshops to explore."
"Great facilities, drinking water on tap..clean hot showers.."
"Toilets disgusting."