Boonies
Deal, Kent · Indoor Activity
The bit you came for
Our verdict
Kids
9.2/10
Age Fit 9 · Novelty 9
Parents
7.8/10
Value 8 · Sanity Preservation 8
Properly fun, gloriously muddy and brilliantly run — but don’t expect much in the way of creature comforts.
The long read worth saving for nap time
What’s it actually like?
Boonies sounds like an outdoor obstacle-style activity with a big emphasis on teamwork, mud and a bit of a fright. Reviews mention a “scary experience”, effects, a mud slide and plenty of running around, so this is not one for pristine shoes or delicate sensibilities. The big win here is how much kids seem to get out of it. Parents say even younger children in the early primary years managed the course well, and older children were keen to go back for another go. Jay, the instructor, gets repeated praise for being welcoming, clear and good at keeping groups engaged. What to know: it appears to be very much a weather-and-clothing-dependent outing. One review mentions it being chilly out of season, and another says there are showers and changing facilities, which is handy because you will get wet and muddy. There’s no mention of café quality, proper seating or other family comforts, so go for the activity rather than the amenities.
Two-minute orientation
Quick read
A high-energy obstacle course with mud, team challenges and a strong scare-factor. Kids seem to love the physical challenge, especially 7 to 11-year-olds. Parents praise the instructor and smooth running; facilities sound basic but workable.
Best for ages
Strong score for mixed-age siblings
The boring brilliant stuff
Need to know
Indoor vs outdoor split
Mostly outdoor
Parking detail
Full parking wording is landing soon — meanwhile check Maps plus the venue’s own FAQs.
Dog-friendly?
Probably not
Most indoor venues don't allow dogs. Worth confirming if you'd need to bring one.
Pram-friendly?
Likely yes
Indoor venues like this are typically pram-friendly.
Baby change?
Likely yes
Venues this size usually have baby change facilities.
Food on-site & BYO
Likely yes: Venues this size almost always have a cafe.
Locate it
Deal, Kent
THINGS PARENTS ASK
Common questions
What age is Boonies best for?
Best for children roughly 5 to 11, with older siblings still likely to enjoy it.
Will younger children cope with it?
Children aged 7 and 11 were said to cope well; toddlers and preschoolers are less clearly suited.
Is it messy?
Very. Reviews mention mud, getting wet, and bringing a change of clothes.
Are there changing facilities?
Yes — one review mentions good facilities to shower and change afterwards.
WHAT PEOPLE SAY
Real review quotes
"the mud slide was a hit with everyone"
"Jay was so welcoming and gave thorough instructions"
"good facilities to shower and change afterwards"